tilmynamesinlights:

sunflowerlily:

what?? piE ? i gotta see this

ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

omfg no

MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

LOLOLOL DICK SNAKE

Women don’t have to:

benoitvsguerrero:

• be thin
• have a vagina
• give birth
• cook for you
• have long hair
• wear makeup
• have sex with you
• be feminine
• be graceful
• shave
• diet
• be fashionable
• wear pink
• love men
• be the media’s idea of perfection
• listen to your bullshit

“have a vagina”

penispolice:

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

(Source: humoristics)

myfandomwilleatyours:

lyraeon:

But I’ll be honest

Overexaggerated infomercial incompetance

In and of itself

May just be

my favorite invention ever

now I want to know the products they were advertising for…

sarcastic-snowflake:

fourteen:

why do some famous people dress poorer as they get richer

sarkyfancypants:

yumyumnoodle:

it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now.

Same goes for the Windows logo

I mean look at this shit

Is like someone just ironed the logo

(Source: jacobastorious)

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mybonemalone:

Twilight Explained

tastefullyoffensive:

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disruptedoriginal:

someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god

(Source: slayerage)

vinyasanya:

its never not a good time for this video

(Source: nicklugo)

fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

(Source: stephenfrycunninglinguist)

mspaintthecurious:

piebutt:

eerieinwonderland:

khymeira:

maribleh:

ivanebeoulve:

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this

Yes!

LISA IS A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL

Ohmygod